Did you know that you can legitimately purchase alien abduction insurance? If you can prove that you were abducted by a non-human life form the policies typically cover: medical and psychiatric care, and cash payouts in the event of alien pregnancies, alien examinations and death caused by an alien.
Includes one 1.5″ (2.54cm, 25.4mm) pinback button badge or magnet.
$3.00 – $3.25
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